Microsoft(ie)’s next generation OS, Longhorn, is getting rid of the “MY” from “My Computer” and “My Ass” in the next release – as reported by Slashdot. This change will only effect people upgrading from previous versions such as Wincrash 95, Titanic 98, Windoze NT: Doesntworkstation, and last but not least, Megasloth Windoze.