A Transcript from Processing Tech Support circa 2020


Jonah Brucker-Cohen built with Processing


Processing.org Exhibition Gallery, 2004.


The year is 2020. The future of computing is a battle over two opposing forces: Free and Not-Free. After milking an International Tribunal for all it could in a joint settlement over WindowsX-Patriot (co-funded by the U.S. Dept of Homeland Security), Microsoft has bit the dust. It the giant’s wake, has come a slew of new money grubbing pundits working for the man. The only force growing steadily enough to challenge this threat is Processing, a group of so-called technologists turned artists who have coolaborativly created the world’s most advanced programming language.

Well thats what I thought, until I called Tech Support – Transcript Below: